chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

They’re more than just shows and they’re more than just characters. They’re friends and family.

laugh-addict:

When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time

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darrynek:

why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud

hootowlforlife: I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.” SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME

hootowlforlife:

I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.”

SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME

oodlyenough:

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs

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zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

rampaigehalseyface:

Christopher Eccleston on the relationship between the Doctor and his companions

I love you.

best-of-funny:

1o14:

i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first

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